What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 02:42
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No way
Still no good
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Michael Altenhofen Is Leaving NASA HQ - NASA Watch
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This Common Herb May Hold the Key to Fighting Alzheimer’s, According to a New Study - Food & Wine
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Apple’s 2024 M4 MacBook Pro with a 1TB SSD has never been this cheap - The Verge
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
No go.
This supermassive black hole is eating way too quickly — and 'burping' at near-light speeds - Space
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks